Utweets
1. Hook nose...CONTINUE READING THE ARTICLE FROM THE SOURCE>>>
Your profile is regal and gorgeous, like an Egyptian goddess, and… can I just kind of, like, bite your nose for a second?
2. Soft tummy
If you’re a woman and you’ve ever had sex with a man, you may have noticed that we sometimes get a little grabby with your soft, round parts. A soft tummy is a total bonus in this regard. I want to grab something when I’m snuggling you at night, and a soft tummy is a perfect thing.
3. Small breasts
I’m not saying men don’t like big breasts (no point in denying that) but, also we like just… like… breasts. Small breasts are awesome because they look really nice under a deep V-neck and, if it’s not too cold out, you don’t necessarily have to wear a bra. Boobs are boobs, no matter the size.
4. Looking unkept
I certainly appreciate a woman who’s got her hair and nails done, but when I find myself in the company of a woman with messed-up hair, no makeup, and big baggy sweatpants I forget how to act.
5. Gap teeth
For the love of god, don’t let an orthodontist go near that. There is nothing sexier than a coy, gap-toothed smile. Show me your pearly whites baby…CONTINUE READING>>>
